In keeping with the theme of last Friday’s blog entry…
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This week I learned…
…that fashionable (not functional) suspenders are back. Apparently, we didn’t get enough of this trend in the 80s. To this I say: Gag me with a spoon.
…that I am not alone in my love affair with the trash that is The Real Housewives franchise.
…that it takes exactly five days for the stench of something dead in the wall at the office to stop stinking up the place to high heaven. This is indeed a good thing to know because next time, I will know exactly how many days of vacation to take.
…that stabbing yourself in the eye with a mascara wand will cause two days of incessant eye watering. This of course, will lead to excessive eye wiping – which in turn, will lead to a redness, puffiness and soreness. Joy.
Of Bears and Boating 
I always wanted rainbow suspenders like Mork wore. My best friend had a pair. She always got everything, but she was nice enough to share.
Ah fun times. I love reading what you’ve learned this week. 🙂