…that it takes exactly five days for the stench of something dead in the wall at the office to stop stinking up the place to high heaven. This is indeed a good thing to know because next time, I will know exactly how many days of vacation to take.
…that stabbing yourself in the eye with a mascara wand will cause two days of incessant eye watering. This of course, will lead to excessive eye wiping – which in turn, will lead to a redness, puffiness and soreness. Joy.
Irma Prattle, who has a high rise condo behind my ear, pokes me to write, and when I’m finished she says, “Now, doesn’t that feel better?” My answer: “Yes and no.” I think she wants to be me.
I always wanted rainbow suspenders like Mork wore. My best friend had a pair. She always got everything, but she was nice enough to share.
Ah fun times. I love reading what you’ve learned this week. 🙂