…that it takes exactly five days for the stench of something dead in the wall at the office to stop stinking up the place to high heaven. This is indeed a good thing to know because next time, I will know exactly how many days of vacation to take.
…that stabbing yourself in the eye with a mascara wand will cause two days of incessant eye watering. This of course, will lead to excessive eye wiping – which in turn, will lead to a redness, puffiness and soreness. Joy.