Things I learned this week (July 11-15)

In keeping with the theme of last Friday’s blog entry…

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This week I learned…

…that fashionable (not functional) suspenders are back.  Apparently, we didn’t get enough of this trend in the 80s.  To this I say:  Gag me with a spoon.

that no matter how safe you think your neighborhood is, there is still someone out there sick enough to harm your child

…that I am not alone in my love affair with the trash that is The Real Housewives franchise.

Table flipping fun
 
 
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 …that it takes exactly five days for the stench of something dead in the wall at the office to stop stinking up the place to high heaven.  This is indeed a good thing to know because next time, I will know exactly how many days of vacation to take.
 
…that stabbing yourself in the eye with a mascara wand will cause two days of incessant eye watering.  This of course, will lead to excessive eye wiping – which in turn, will lead to a redness, puffiness and soreness.  Joy.